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The battle to stick to a diet is nothing new.  Today, I thought I’d share with you some funny diet quotes from years ago…

• Oh!  That this too solid flesh would melt.  William Shakespeare
• Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.  Alexander Woollcott
• Let me put it this way.  According to my girth, I should be a 90 foot Redwood.  Erma Bombeck
• All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.  John Gunther
• Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.  Voltaire
• Food is an important part of a balanced diet.  Fran Lebowitz
• We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.  Epicurus
• The more you eat, the less flavour; the less you eat, the more flavour.  Chinese Proverb
• Avoid fruit and nuts.  You are what you eat.  Jim Davis
• Fish, to taste right, must swim three times – in water, in butter and in wine.  Polish Proverb

And I thought I’d leave you with this one:

Marcus’ therapist told him the way to achieve true inner peace was to remember to always finish what he started.  So today, Marcus has finished 2 bags of potato crisps, a gallon of ice cream, two buckets of chicken and a chocolate cake.  He feels much better already.