Geelong's Gym

Here are a few funny comments from people who’d really rather not change their ways and do a little exercise…

• Walking 20 minutes can add hours to your life.  This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $8000 per month.
• I have to walk early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
• I joined a gym last year, spent about $450.  Haven’t lost a pound.  Apparently you have to go there!
• I don’t jog – it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
• Every time I hear the word “exercise”, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
• I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
• I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years… just getting over the hill.
• Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a “Happy Hour” and by the time I leave, I think I look just fine.
  

  If only it were that easy!