The battle to stick to a diet is nothing new. Today, I thought I’d share with you some funny diet quotes from years ago…
- Oh! That this too solid flesh would melt. William Shakespeare
- Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. Alexander Woollcott
- Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a 90 foot Redwood. Erma Bombeck
- All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. John Gunther
- Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. Voltaire
- Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz
- We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink. Epicurus
- The more you eat, the less flavour; the less you eat, the more flavour. Chinese Proverb
- Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. Jim Davis
- Fish, to taste right, must swim three times – in water, in butter and in wine. Polish Proverb
And I thought I’d leave you with this one:
Marcus’ therapist told him the way to achieve true inner peace was to remember to always finish what he started. So today, Marcus has finished 2 bags of potato crisps, a gallon of ice cream, two buckets of chicken and a chocolate cake. He feels much better already.




